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Holy fucking shit.

I just found a massive fucking playlist of Ska, Ska-Punk, Reggae, etc - all released *this* year.

111 hours of brand new ska to check out.

Holy shit.

open.spotify.com/playlist/74IG

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Posting this here for posterity.
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Apparently the capitalization of PostMaster is bothering some of you, as Postmaster is one word on its own.

To you I say, Fuck Off. I am the Post Master, Master of Posts.

Don't even talk to me before I've had your coffee.

It's April 22nd, and here in mid-coast Maine it is 31°F and fucking snowing.

Changing pitchers with two outs in the bottom of the ninth in a game that already started with a 31-minute rain delay ought to be against the rules.

Food, Puke 

If you've never gotten heat-stroke and puked up six red hot dogs, have you even Summered in Maine?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair. It was Ford's Truck Month. Visit your local Ford dealer for amazing deals on Ford trucks all this month!

New MLB rules going into effect this season, in the name of encouraging Good Sportsmanship between teams. Before each game opposing managers will meet for coffee or tea, and small sandwiches to discuss the events of the day. Starting Pitchers will give each other gentle butterfly kisses between every half inning. After every foul ball the catcher is required to tell the batter, "Attaboy." The winning team will buy the losing team ice cream cones after the game.

"Young man! The date, please!"
"Why, sir! It's the 20th of April!"
"I haven't missed it! The spirits did it all in one night! Ford's Truck Month! I still have time to get a great deal on a Ford F-150 Lariat!"

Jeff Rosenstock Surprise Releases SKA DREAM—a Ska Rework of His Album NO DREAM

Spotify's Discover Weekly playlist has completely given up trying to give me new music and instead has given me 30 classic Ska-Punk tracks from the 90s.
I'm not mad about it, but I legit didn't think this was a thing that could happen.
I really think I've just broken their suggestion algorithm.

Also, the animal I thought was a beaver is a muskrat, and there are two of them and they do not care for the ducks.

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Filling the bathtub, opening the basement door, and quacking, in what I hope is an enticing manner.

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If it's snowing outside in April, can I invite the two ducks in the pond to spend the night indoors?

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