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Holy fucking shit.

I just found a massive fucking playlist of Ska, Ska-Punk, Reggae, etc - all released *this* year.

111 hours of brand new ska to check out.

Holy shit.

open.spotify.com/playlist/74IG

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It's me, Justin

Posting this here for posterity.
If and when RadTown disappears, The Snake Post Office Post will still be available here:

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Thank you so much to everyone who contributed!

Boost this Mother Far and Wide!

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It's me, Justin

Apparently the capitalization of PostMaster is bothering some of you, as Postmaster is one word on its own.

To you I say, Fuck Off. I am the Post Master, Master of Posts.

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Laser powered robit

It's true what Justin says, that you shouldn't walk alone in the forest at night in Maine. You might run into a tourist who lost their way trying to find the L.L.Bean flagship store.

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I just watched almost an hours worth of tiktoks about wendigos and skinwalkers, and now, alone in my house in rural Maine, I realize that I have made a mistake.

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My name is Justin and my girlfriend has ridiculous mommy milkers.
(Also, she's smart and funny and despite her assertions otherwise, just a really kind thoughtful person, and I love her.)

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Julia, delightful person

"I'm just saying, Buffy and Angel should've tried anal." - Justin, 2021

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Julia, delightful person

"I'm sorry, do you want me to stop talking about popular vampire media so you can work?" - Justin, 2021

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Julia, delightful person

thirst trap, big honking mommy milkers (but they are in a dress. Honestly, this CW is basically "oh no, fat woman showing cleavage") 

Felt cute with my fun hair and my yellow flowy dress.

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Julia, delightful person

Selfie Friday!
Just basking in the sun, being happy about how cool my hair looks.

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Mxxxxxw

@PostMasterGeneral sticker arrive and now out in the field! Massive thanks!!! :)

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Julia, delightful person

Happy Pride to me, who landed a man with Bi Wife Energy who also causes me to have Bi Husband Energy.
We're :heart_bi: together! :awwwblob:

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It's me, Justin

I'm bisexual.

At various times I've changed my mind about whether or not it's anyone else's business. I've had it in my profile and taken it out a couple of times, for various reasons. Sometimes I've thought that I'm not bi *enough* to claim the label, but I know that's bullshit.
Anyway, I don't think I've ever actually stated it in public before, so this is that:
I'm bisexual.

Happy Pride
:fingerguns: :heart_bi:

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MastoSourcedPlaylist

Set the mood, draw a bubble bath, get yourself a tea oooor don't. Anyway, here's The One Best Enjoyed quietly. 🤫
open.spotify.com/playlist/7pHG

Thank you all for participating!
#MastoSourcedPlaylist

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"I Smurfed myself today..."

- Papa Smurf, covering Johnny Cash's "Hurt"

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MastoSourcedPlaylist

Of course we've ALL definitely listened to and enjoyed the playlist that needs to be listened to with the volume cranked up to 11 but today we're doing the opposite. Hashtag balance.
Send me 2-3 soothing songs that you listen to to calm down or when you're in a quiet mood.
As usualy send them to me
🔴 per DM in reply to this toot 🔴.
The rules: misandry.city/@MastoSourcedPla
This playlist will be created on Spotify, so don't send me songs not found on Spotify.
#MastoSourcedPlaylist

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Louisa

@PostMasterGeneral my belief is: Stacy's Mom is Debbie, the protagonist(?) of the Bowling for Soup song 1985

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stressed out stelepami

@PostMasterGeneral

Could Stacey's Mom be Jessie's Girl??

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FuchsiaShock

nazis

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Midwestern Possum

@PostMasterGeneral Stacey is just older than the mill z cusps.

Stacy's Mom is probably a boomx, her specific generation would depend on where she grew up.

Like, 1965 feels like her birth year and her opinion on tank girl and empire records will clarify which bracket she fits into

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D'you think Stacy's Mom was friends with Stifler's Mom? Does Stacy's Mom also know Elle Woods?

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D'you think Stacy's Mom is Gen X?
Like, Stacy's definitely a Millennial, right?

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Stacy's Mom came out in 2003.

If Stacy was ~16 in 2003, she'd be ~34 now, possibly with a 16 year old of her own, whose friends might be super horny for Stacy.
Time is a flat circle.

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