It's me, Justin @PostMasterGeneral@thesnakepostoffice.online

Holy fucking shit.

I just found a massive fucking playlist of Ska, Ska-Punk, Reggae, etc - all released *this* year.

111 hours of brand new ska to check out.

Holy shit.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/74IGB07MuwiqhrLj8L2ugA?si=gTrGTGAiS7mPZKKQ-av25A

Submissions to The Snake Post Office Post Volume 2 are open.

We're accepting art of all sorts - drawings, sketches, paintings, pictures, poems, short-fiction, stories, jokes - seriously, pretty much anything that can go into a zine. If you have questions, just ask.

Submissions can be sent to Quixote171 (at) gmail. Please use the Subject line "TSPOP VOL2" so I don't lose it.

No hard deadline at the moment. A lot of people missed the first one, so I'm going to leave this one open for longer.

Posting this here for posterity.
If and when RadTown disappears, The Snake Post Office Post will still be available here:

The Snake Post Office Post

A zine brought to you by your friends at The Snake Post Office.

Thank you so much to everyone who contributed!

Boost this Mother Far and Wide!

https://tinyurl.com/TheSnakePostOfficePost

Apparently the capitalization of PostMaster is bothering some of you, as Postmaster is one word on its own.

To you I say, Fuck Off. I am the Post Master, Master of Posts.

What up, friends?
It's another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday, and I'm glad to see you!
I hope you are having a day that you could reasonably refer to as, "Good."

I swear to god, one of my co-workers just hit a weed vape in her office at 10:02am.

Boy, it's *very* warm in this bathroom.
I couldn't spend more than 45 minutes in here if I *wanted* to.

If you give a fish a man, shame on me.
If you teach a fish to man, you won't get fooled again.

Someone that teaches new Mastodon users the ropes would be called a Tootor.

I'm in the office today, which means I'll be Tooting.

I spend a lot of the time that I'm not playing Satisfactory thinking about playing Satisfactory.

Sometimes, a sneeze just feels fucking *good* for no reason.

It's #MastoSourcedPlaylist day!

This time I asked folks to reach back a few years (just a few) and give me their favorite tracks from the Aughts.

It's the One About the 00's!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Yg0D0xbCRsgPbd4PpDBoW?si=Nq2Trd3ITfqlPGiykVeG9g

Just about four hours worth of songs released between 2000 and 2010!

Shuffle up and Enjoy!

I want a lego set of Corbin Dallas's flying taxi. Why isn't that a thing?

Please don't eat raw bacon. "Smoked" doesn't necessarily mean it's safe to eat uncooked, you absolute maniac.

Actually, their first child is named Ferb, I think.

Also, Phineas Timberlake is such a ridiculous name. Like, the name of character from an American Folklore story about the man who drove the chupacabra out of Iowa or something.