Yes I *will* sleep with a slightly damp blanket tonight as opposed to putting it back in the dryer for a few minutes. I'm that type of lazy.

@PostMasterGeneral “my body will warm the blanket, so my blanket can later warm my body”


It had its allotted time! It should have dried harder. 🤷‍♂️


That's why they call me fucking David Copperfield. That and the one time I walked through the Great Wall of China.

@PostMasterGeneral <two screens later> YOUR {JUSTIN} HAS DIED OF DYSENTARY

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