Creepy, laundry 

In a shared laundry room, I'm the person who wipes under the rubber lip of a front loading machine before using it. Mostly I catch coins and hair clips or the odd cigarette lighter or pellets of wet paper. Usually the grossest stuff is soap scum or hair. Today though? A rusted nail, two rocks, and a tooth. In a horror movie, that means something horrendous is under the floorboards and I have seven days to live.

Creepy, laundry 

@PostMasterGeneral Yes, like a baby tooth. Either someone forgot to empty their preteen kid's pockets or the same sort of person who tried to hex the moon is out there cursing washing machines

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