I have an unreasonable desire to own a butterfly knife.
This is not a thing I need. But I wants one.
Or a switchblade. That'd be rad too.
If you want cheap knives, of dubious quality, can I recommend the very real website SwordsSwords.com?
(Could be "S Words S Words" it's frankly unclear.)
Order Status: Shipped
@PostMasterGeneral you'd absolutely cut yourself if you got one you know that right
Oh, for sure. One hundo percent.
@PostMasterGeneral big same. california is weird about knives and other cool shit 🥲 i miss being able to easily acquire like a garishly anodized machete at a state fair
I do have a ridiculous machete, courtesy of my ridiculous brother.
Now I want (need?) a ridiculous butterfly knife and a ridiculous switchblade.
Ridiculous Switchblade is a pretty good band name.
@PostMasterGeneral i was surprised to learn on googling that, while switchblades used to be illegal to possess in Maine, that ban was repealed five years ago.
@PostMasterGeneral i think i legally can't buy one of these
I'm unclear what the legality is here, but I don't intend to carry them around with me, I just want to play with them at home.
@PostMasterGeneral Italian Dark Secrets, ooh la la
@PostMasterGeneral you need this knife
I mean, I ordered them both.
Even if they're shit (they will be) I'm *certain* I will have gotten $30 worth of entertainment from this process.
@PostMasterGeneral swordsswords: where swords go to buy swords
Who we shipping today?
Me and my new fucking knives!
What a beautiful couple
@PostMasterGeneral I'm in this picture and I do not like it
Oh, did you buy a switchblade and a butterfly knife too?
@PostMasterGeneral shoes in my case
That's practical though, maybe.
Wait. What kind of shoes, Philly?
@PostMasterGeneral no-slip work shoes and walking shoes. I mean they are practical but I didn't need two pairs
I'll allow it, but you're on thin ice, Vuddy.
You better get take-out for lunch or something today.
@PostMasterGeneral i bought a video game last night
@PostMasterGeneral it's the first one I've bought in a while
Nice! Which one?
@PostMasterGeneral the heart wants what the heart wants
My heart wants a switchblade and a butterfly knife, apparently.
@PostMasterGeneral my heart may or may not have been researching musical saws a while back
Ooh, you should definitely get one!
@PostMasterGeneral motorbike when
Too scared of death for two-wheeled locomotion.
@PostMasterGeneral you'll change your mind once your knife arrives
You're probably right.
I believe a switchblade *might* imbue me with enough unearned confidence to attempt riding a motorcycle, yes.
@PostMasterGeneral don't do this to me
@PostMasterGeneral you’re gonna look SO COOL
Just a complete and total badass, alone in my bedroom with my switchblade. 😆😆
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