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I have an unreasonable desire to own a butterfly knife.

This is not a thing I need. But I wants one.

If you want cheap knives, of dubious quality, can I recommend the very real website SwordsSwords.com?

(Could be "S Words S Words" it's frankly unclear.)

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@PostMasterGeneral you'd absolutely cut yourself if you got one you know that right

@PostMasterGeneral big same. california is weird about knives and other cool shit 🥲 i miss being able to easily acquire like a garishly anodized machete at a state fair

@mood

I do have a ridiculous machete, courtesy of my ridiculous brother.

Now I want (need?) a ridiculous butterfly knife and a ridiculous switchblade.

Ridiculous Switchblade is a pretty good band name.

@PostMasterGeneral i was surprised to learn on googling that, while switchblades used to be illegal to possess in Maine, that ban was repealed five years ago.

@cuttlefish

I'm unclear what the legality is here, but I don't intend to carry them around with me, I just want to play with them at home.

@Louisa

I mean, I ordered them both.

Even if they're shit (they will be) I'm *certain* I will have gotten $30 worth of entertainment from this process.

@PostMasterGeneral no-slip work shoes and walking shoes. I mean they are practical but I didn't need two pairs

@SanfordianPhil

I'll allow it, but you're on thin ice, Vuddy.
You better get take-out for lunch or something today.

@Juju @PostMasterGeneral no, not that impulsive. Phasmophobia, I'm now the world's scaredest ghost hunter

@Juju @PostMasterGeneral maybe you should get phasmophobia so you can listen to me whimper "are you there?" and "show yourself"

@Juju @SanfordianPhil

Me too. I know who I am, and who I am is not a person capable of inflicting that game on myself.

@PostMasterGeneral @Juju please come torture yourselves with me while I taught a ghost outlook with its name to try to get a picture of it. This will get me *squints at notes* $20 or death

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@binchicken

You're probably right.
I believe a switchblade *might* imbue me with enough unearned confidence to attempt riding a motorcycle, yes.

@neoncoughh

Just a complete and total badass, alone in my bedroom with my switchblade. 😆😆

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