Or a switchblade. That'd be rad too.
Order Status: Shipped
Folks, I am here to report that the knives have arrived, and we've survived our first night together.
@PostMasterGeneral swordsswords: where swords go to buy swords
Who we shipping today?
Me and my new fucking knives!
What a beautiful couple
@PostMasterGeneral I'm in this picture and I do not like it
Oh, did you buy a switchblade and a butterfly knife too?
@PostMasterGeneral shoes in my case
That's practical though, maybe.
Wait. What kind of shoes, Philly?
@PostMasterGeneral no-slip work shoes and walking shoes. I mean they are practical but I didn't need two pairs
I'll allow it, but you're on thin ice, Vuddy.
You better get take-out for lunch or something today.
@PostMasterGeneral i bought a video game last night
@PostMasterGeneral it's the first one I've bought in a while
Nice! Which one?
@PostMasterGeneral the heart wants what the heart wants
My heart wants a switchblade and a butterfly knife, apparently.
@PostMasterGeneral my heart may or may not have been researching musical saws a while back
Ooh, you should definitely get one!
@PostMasterGeneral motorbike when
Too scared of death for two-wheeled locomotion.
@PostMasterGeneral you'll change your mind once your knife arrives
You're probably right.
I believe a switchblade *might* imbue me with enough unearned confidence to attempt riding a motorcycle, yes.
@PostMasterGeneral don't do this to me
@PostMasterGeneral you’re gonna look SO COOL
Just a complete and total badass, alone in my bedroom with my switchblade. 😆😆
@PostMasterGeneral I’m the same way. Like Bright Eyes says: “My mind races with all my longings but can’t keep up with what I’ve got”
Sometimes, it's ok to just let yourself have the dumb thing. 🤷♂️
@PostMasterGeneral Yes, sometimes 😁 But I live in like 220 square feet so I have to be selective
@PostMasterGeneral where did you get this photo of me
You should see the ones I didn't post.
@PostMasterGeneral have you stabbed anything yet, such as a nice big cardboard box or a pumpkin
No, but you're right. These knives need to stab something, and soon.
I will say, the butterfly knife is a lot harder on the ol' knuckles than I anticipated - because I'm bad at it, I expect. (Not cutting myself, just bashing my knucks with the handles.)
@PostMasterGeneral it's a great time to practice some knife skills
This is good.
@PostMasterGeneral thank you
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