My name is Justin and my girlfriend has ridiculous mommy milkers.
(Also, she's smart and funny and despite her assertions otherwise, just a really kind thoughtful person, and I love her.)

@PostMasterGeneral kind and thoughtful? Not very kind and thoughtful to, in one sentence, ruin her online persona she worked on so hard :blobcatgiggle:


I know! She wants so badly to be perceived as the German Oscar the Grouch. (Oskar der Griesgram, I guess.)

@PostMasterGeneral That is adorable and probably wildly offensive to people who haven't seen my CW yesterday, therefore givig the green light to use that term. 😆
I luuuurv you too.

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