I just watched almost an hours worth of tiktoks about wendigos and skinwalkers, and now, alone in my house in rural Maine, I realize that I have made a mistake.
@PostMasterGeneral I always love stories about the goat man or whatever, that's cool and also terrifying!
@PostMasterGeneral anyway, good luck. What did you think of that movie Dreamcatcher where they find all those aliens in Maine?
God, I hated that movie. I saw it in the theater.
Which is wild, because I *loved* like the first 2/3 of it. (And I'll watch literally anything with Olyphant in it.) But as soon as the big reveal happened, I completely checked out.
I should watch it again. 😆
First of all, I don't think the local McDonald's in this backwater is open that late.
But, I can go into the garage, get into my car, *then* open the garage door with a remote, leave, close the garage door again remotely, and be on my merry way without ever exposing myself to any lurking cryptids.
No problem. 🤷♂️
@PostMasterGeneral Grew up with the Jersey Devil and now live in Sasquatch country. Never use a salt circle with cryptids, it doesn't stop any of them and just ruins the carpet.
Supposedly, the only real protection from a wendigo is fire, but even that's not a sure thing.
@PostMasterGeneral asa fan of the Hannibal tv series, I only have inappropriate ideas about wendigo.
@PostMasterGeneral I'm sure there's nothing toOHMYGODWHATSTHATATTHEWINDOW oh it's just a moth.
Anyway, it'll all be fine.
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