Tarantula Picture in "News" Article 

"The No. 1 Sign There's a Tarantula in Your Home, Experts Warn"

There is a large population of mice in your home claiming that Tarantulas are very survivable, and the threat has been blown way out of proportion by the liberal media.

@PostMasterGeneral is the implication that a tarantula would be drinking your tarantula milk? I think it'd make more sense to say your fly milk is gone. I don't want any of those "mother's milk" tarantula weirdos in my house.

@sexybenfranklin

No, that's that brand name. "Tarantula Milk - The *Only* Milk for Tarantulas!"

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