Jules is really, really hot today and I am *especially* aware of how lucky I am that she seems to be into me, a doofus.
@PostMasterGeneral It's thanks to all the royalties you're pulling from the show Letterkenny. Also, women love a man in a USPS snake uniform.
It's true, women love a man in a short-sleeve button-up, with an embroidered patch.
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