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Jules is really, really hot today and I am *especially* aware of how lucky I am that she seems to be into me, a doofus.

I can say whatever I want right now, with no consequences because she can't access either of her .club accounts. 😆

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@PostMasterGeneral It's thanks to all the royalties you're pulling from the show Letterkenny. Also, women love a man in a USPS snake uniform.

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It's true, women love a man in a short-sleeve button-up, with an embroidered patch.

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