My girlfriend reading bigfoot based erotica out loud to me:

:julesfanart: "The only balls I'd ever eaten were my ex-boyfriend's and they were not as large."

:justinfanart: "Babe, it is 8am on a Monday morning."

:julesfanart: "Open up, honey. Daddy has a present for his little girl."

@PostMasterGeneral [someone else in the crowd yelling] Weird that she can read monster erotica out loud but not spell correctly!

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