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My girlfriend reading bigfoot based erotica out loud to me:
"The only balls I'd ever eaten were my ex-boyfriend's and they were not as large."
"Babe, it is 8am on a Monday morning."
"Open up, honey. Daddy has a present for his little girl."
@Juju @PostMasterGeneral it's me, I'm yelling this
@PostMasterGeneral [someone else in the crowd yelling] Weird that she can read monster erotica out loud but not spell correctly!
@PostMasterGeneral [someone in the croud yelling] She's a keeper!