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The snakes tried to start an official The Snake Post Office Podcast but they couldn't agree on which mattresses to shill for and fell to infighting.
It was between Leessssa, Cassssper, and Helixsssssssss. My Nectar suggestion was hissed out of the room.
@PostMasterGeneral there’s a lot of them that have s sounds, huh? Even the word mattress is tailor-made for snakes
@PostMasterGeneral just compromise and do blue apron
@PostMasterGeneral I would've thought Leessssssa would've been a shoo-in
@Juju @PostMasterGeneral i retract my joke, this one is much better
@Garrison 
Don't worry, it was a fluke, we Germans famously don't have a sense of humor.
@PostMasterGeneral they didn’t go all in for Leessssssssssssssssssa??