The snakes tried to start an official The Snake Post Office Podcast but they couldn't agree on which mattresses to shill for and fell to infighting.

@PostMasterGeneral they didn’t go all in for Leessssssssssssssssssa??


It was between Leessssa, Cassssper, and Helixsssssssss. My Nectar suggestion was hissed out of the room.

@PostMasterGeneral there’s a lot of them that have s sounds, huh? Even the word mattress is tailor-made for snakes

@Garrison :fingerguns: Don't worry, it was a fluke, we Germans famously don't have a sense of humor.

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