Listen, you wouldn't wear people-skin boots into a normal Post Office, why would you think it was okay to wear snake-skin boots in here?
Do you know how much Grief Counseling for 150,000 snakes costs? It's a lot.
@PostMasterGeneral people-skin boots
@douglasfur @PostMasterGeneral I can't wait to listen to this, what a great song title
Ethically sourced, of course.
@PostMasterGeneral organic, GMO-free
@neoncoughh @PostMasterGeneral only some microplastics
@PostMasterGeneral
You must have known the response on here would be "I will wear the forbidden booties"
@PostMasterGeneral faux snake skin so i can be a little bit snakey in solidarity with my scaly friends
@PostMasterGeneral how about alligator skin boots? I mean it isn't snake
You're on thin ice. Maybe stay away from reptiles in general.
@PostMasterGeneral i initially read this as purple skin books.