Listen, you wouldn't wear people-skin boots into a normal Post Office, why would you think it was okay to wear snake-skin boots in here?

@PostMasterGeneral how was i supposed to know my boots were the desk clerk's uncle


Do you know how much Grief Counseling for 150,000 snakes costs? It's a lot.

You must have known the response on here would be "I will wear the forbidden booties"

@PostMasterGeneral faux snake skin so i can be a little bit snakey in solidarity with my scaly friends

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