It has come to our attention that the current owner of the building in which The Snake Post Office is located has been telling the press that there aren't actually any snakes present in the building at this point or at any other point in the building's history.

This is an egregious falsehood. We have so many snakes, you guys. You wouldn't believe just how many snakes there are. Vast quantities. The most snakes.

We will provide evidence directly to the property owner's home postbox shortly.