When I was 18 or 19, a woman in a music store told me I had bagpiper's fingers. I know she was just trying to sell me bagpipes, but that has stayed with me for over two decades.

@PostMasterGeneral that anecdote would make for a very memorable pickup line. Not necessarily successful, but certainly memorable.

lewd implied 

@PostMasterGeneral [looking at human anatomy diagram] i GUESS it’s kind of like a bagpipe???

@PostMasterGeneral I can't tell if this is a wonderful compliment or a grave insult. Probably depends on the delivery.

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