Getting back into the car after getting groceries last night, I was bitching about how sweaty and uncomfortable I was, and I said, "Hot. Sticky. Gross."
To which my daughter added, "McDonalds."
I'm sure you had to be there, but it made me laugh, so I made this:

I made some stickers!
Anybody want one?

I'll send you one for free if you promise to stick it somewhere cool and send me a picture. Let's start with the first five people to respond!

Selfie, Eye Contact 

Well, I haven't done a or a in a while, so here's my pink face and my extremely green banana shirt that matches @Juju 's banana dress, both of which were made by her!

Selfie, Eye Contact 

Every day I don't cut my hair, I get a bit closer to *becoming* Chet Cummings.
Some of you don't know Chet - he was one of the greatest country musicians of the last 50 years, and it's a shame he's turned into such a recluse. His multi-platinum hit, "She Wants to Fuck my Truck," forever altered the landscape of country music.
Anyway, it's another , and I hope you'll join me in saying a little prayer for Chet, wherever he is.
We miss you, bud.

Math/woodworking Nerds - HELP

If I have a 5-sided shape, and I know the lengths of 4-sides, and 3 of the 5 angles are 90deg, how do I find the length of the remaining side?

Selfie, Eye Contact 

What's up, tater tots?
It's the first of !
It's 65Β°F in Maine, and I have a fuckton of windows open! Get fucked, Seasonal Depression!

Selfie, Eye Contact 

Hello, my friends.
Welcome to yet another .
Please look upon me and tell me I am handsome, for surely I feel it not, this day.

Selfie, Eye Contact 

Somehow it feels inappropriate that this falls on International Women's Day.
To all the International Women out there, and speaking only for myself: Sorry for... well, everything. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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