It's me, Justin @PostMasterGeneral@thesnakepostoffice.online

Anyway, here's a duck I drew and painted.

Also, I arted this weekend and desire praise.

#MascMonday, #FatBoySpring selfie, comin' atcha!

Every day I don't cut my hair, I get a bit closer to *becoming* Chet Cummings.
Some of you don't know Chet - he was one of the greatest country musicians of the last 50 years, and it's a shame he's turned into such a recluse. His multi-platinum hit, "She Wants to Fuck my Truck," forever altered the landscape of country music.
Anyway, it's another #FatBoySpring #MascMonday, and I hope you'll join me in saying a little prayer for Chet, wherever he is.
We miss you, bud.

Math/woodworking Nerds - HELP

If I have a 5-sided shape, and I know the lengths of 4-sides, and 3 of the 5 angles are 90deg, how do I find the length of the remaining side?

What's up, tater tots?
It's the first #MascMonday of #FatBoySpring!
It's 65°F in Maine, and I have a fuckton of windows open! Get fucked, Seasonal Depression!

Hello, my friends.
Welcome to yet another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday.
Please look upon me and tell me I am handsome, for surely I feel it not, this day.

What up, fellow clowns?
#MorningCrew

Somehow it feels inappropriate that this #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday falls on International Women's Day.
To all the International Women out there, and speaking only for myself: Sorry for... well, everything. 🤷‍♂️

Good meeting, everyone! #MorningCrew

Do you think you might need therapy?
I made a handy flowchart:

I'm having a shitty day, so instead of working, I'm celebrating this #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday with a pair of black and white photos. Why b&w? Because my face is so red I can't stand to look at it!

What up, friends?
It's another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday, and I'm glad to see you!
I hope you are having a day that you could reasonably refer to as, "Good."

"Justin Timberlake Confirms He and Wife Jessica Biel Welcomed Second Child Named Phineas"

You'd think *one* child named Phineas would have been enough for them but they've gone and done it again.

It's a rare Friday Night, #FatBoyWinter Selfie!

#MorningCrew

Almost forgot!
It's another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday!

Here's a selfie! I shaved off most of my beard, and I hate it!

Is it #MascMonday again already?
Yes! #FatBoyWinter continues, as we all gasp a collective sigh of... what, if not relief at the demise of 2020? The Long Year is over and the world looks forward, not because our problems are behind us, but because hope, more than anything else, is human nature, and we have no fucking choice but to believe this year will be better than the last.
Frankly, 2020 was pretty good for me, all things considered. But 2021 can still be better. 🤷‍♂️

Today we're bringing that slightly-unhinged post-christmas/pre-new-years energy for this #MascMonday #FatBoyWinter.
This has been a year, folks. We're almost there.