It's me, Justin @PostMasterGeneral@thesnakepostoffice.online

Getting back into the car after getting groceries last night, I was bitching about how sweaty and uncomfortable I was, and I said, "Hot. Sticky. Gross."
To which my daughter added, "McDonalds."
I'm sure you had to be there, but it made me laugh, so I made this:

Selfie day! Hope everyone is having a fine
#MascMonday #FatBoySummer!

Supporting my girlfriend from afar.

I'm so good at being in a relationship.

This may be my greatest accomplishment, ever.

Haven't done a #MascMonday in a while! Here's a pair of selfies for #FatBoySummer!

I made some stickers!
Anybody want one?

I'll send you one for free if you promise to stick it somewhere cool and send me a picture. Let's start with the first five people to respond!

Well, I haven't done a #MascMonday or a #FatBoySpring in a while, so here's my pink face and my extremely green banana shirt that matches @Juju 's banana dress, both of which were made by her!

Anyway, here's a duck I drew and painted.

Also, I arted this weekend and desire praise.

#MascMonday, #FatBoySpring selfie, comin' atcha!

Every day I don't cut my hair, I get a bit closer to *becoming* Chet Cummings.
Some of you don't know Chet - he was one of the greatest country musicians of the last 50 years, and it's a shame he's turned into such a recluse. His multi-platinum hit, "She Wants to Fuck my Truck," forever altered the landscape of country music.
Anyway, it's another #FatBoySpring #MascMonday, and I hope you'll join me in saying a little prayer for Chet, wherever he is.
We miss you, bud.

Math/woodworking Nerds - HELP

If I have a 5-sided shape, and I know the lengths of 4-sides, and 3 of the 5 angles are 90deg, how do I find the length of the remaining side?

What's up, tater tots?
It's the first #MascMonday of #FatBoySpring!
It's 65°F in Maine, and I have a fuckton of windows open! Get fucked, Seasonal Depression!

Hello, my friends.
Welcome to yet another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday.
Please look upon me and tell me I am handsome, for surely I feel it not, this day.

What up, fellow clowns?
#MorningCrew

Somehow it feels inappropriate that this #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday falls on International Women's Day.
To all the International Women out there, and speaking only for myself: Sorry for... well, everything. 🤷‍♂️

Good meeting, everyone! #MorningCrew