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October prompt doodles (murder, but suicide vibes) 

Number two: Behind the Curtain

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@SanfordianPhil

IT IT FILLED TO THE BRIM, PHILLY.
POSITIVELY TEEMING.
IT WRITHES. THE STRUCTURE WRITHES WITH THEM.

@SanfordianPhil

I'd need emotional support, anyway. It would be scary to be that close to a building full to the brim with loose snakes.

@SanfordianPhil

I could make a pilgrimage to the Snake Post Office, to pay my respects.

Gosh, I guess what I mean to say is, the 40 hour work week is a form of terrorism.
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Forcing your friends to do things they're clearly resistant to when you already have anxiety about all of your relationships is peak idiot. That's me, I'm the Peak Idiot.

I had another 102 characters left for that toot, but a real artist knows when to put the brush down and walk away from the canvas.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) and Rob Thomas (Veronica Mars) *are* related, and they're *both* heir to the Dave Thomas (Wendy's) fortune, but Wendy Thomas (Wendy's) has done everything in her power to keep her brothers otherwise occupied. Who do you think introduced Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) to Carlos Santana (Carlos Santana) in the first place? Wendy (Wendy's)!

Lewd Nonsense. I'm sorry, I just need to get it out of my head. 

Girl, I'mma make your pussy wet like Walden Pond, 'cause I do the job Henry David Thoreau-ly.

Popeye's 

@Louisa

I'm not 100% certain yet.
I'm in the process of picking up my daughter. If she's eaten already (which is likely) I will probably have a frozen pizza. If she hasn't though, I'm going to make Pork Sausage & Roaster Pepper pasta with a creamy garlic parmesan sauce!

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