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Dang, the ducks left. My pond was judged, and found wanting.

Good enough for beavers, but not for ducks.

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There is a beaver in the pond behind my house and I am *stoked*.

If you can't get your hoodie out of the dryer while it's still warm, what's the point of doing laundry in the first place?

Me, accomplishing something relatively minor that I've been avoiding for literally 8 months: HAH! I HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED ADHD FOREVER AND ALWAYS, AND NOW THINGS WILL BE *DIFFERENT*!

Screw finding new ways to piss of the people you care about! Stick to the tried and true, and piss them off with the same old shit you've been doing forever!
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years!

The world is going to explode in less than 12 minutes. Which two songs will be the last ones you listen to?
Send them to me
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"Sorry, I'm late; I was having Terror," is where I'm at today. How are you?

Oh, it's out of the canal? Shit, I thought this was a good one, but it's no longer topical. Like, because of the whole Frankenstein/Frankenstein's Monster bit, and how everyone gets the big boat name wrong because it says Evergreen on the side... No, I know. Yeah, I know, everyone's over it already. Shit. Well, what do I do with this now? Post it anyway? Cool, cool, cool, right on, right on. Dope.

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Every Single Lumber Supplier: WE DELIVER ANYWHERE

Me: <enters address>

Every Single Lumber Supplier: NOT THERE THOUGH

Playing any brass instrument *in* the crowd feels like a great way to lose a mouthful of teeth.

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I love their early records, but adding Glen Pine to the band was such a smart move. He's a complete goober though.

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Vic is so effortlessly *cool* on stage, but this fucking pipe during his interviews... I don't know about that one, man. 😆

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