Dang, the ducks left. My pond was judged, and found wanting.
Good enough for beavers, but not for ducks.
TWO DUCKS JUST FLEW IN!!!!
How do I make them feel welcome?!?!
The world is going to explode in less than 12 minutes. Which two songs will be the last ones you listen to?
Send them to me
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Oh, it's out of the canal? Shit, I thought this was a good one, but it's no longer topical. Like, because of the whole Frankenstein/Frankenstein's Monster bit, and how everyone gets the big boat name wrong because it says Evergreen on the side... No, I know. Yeah, I know, everyone's over it already. Shit. Well, what do I do with this now? Post it anyway? Cool, cool, cool, right on, right on. Dope.
I FOUND A LOCAL PLACE WHO DELIVERS FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEE
That was delightful. Well worth a watch, if you have any interest.
Playing any brass instrument *in* the crowd feels like a great way to lose a mouthful of teeth.
I love their early records, but adding Glen Pine to the band was such a smart move. He's a complete goober though.
Vic is so effortlessly *cool* on stage, but this fucking pipe during his interviews... I don't know about that one, man. 😆
I'm 40, but please don't hold that against me.
Please don't follow me if you're under the age of 18. I'm not posting lewds, but sometimes I say terrible things.
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