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Announcing Meme It So! It's a Star Trek The Next Generation Meme and GIF Generator, inspired by Frinkiac.

It has every line of dialogue spoken on STTNG tied to screencaptures. Which makes it good for looking up lines as well.

My takeaway from watching my very first baseball game is that baseball players all have bad beards.

My baseball commentary so far:
- he looks like a TikTok fuck boy
- he has weird ears
- why is everyone out of breath, they're just standing around
- everyone has bad beards
- that one has luscious hair

Follow Up Question:
How do I get work to just let me watch baseball when day games are on, and why do day games exist in the first place?

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Quick Question: How do you deal with the constant, nagging awareness that your life is finite and slowly trickling away, and that by the time you finally get the things you want, and accomplish the things you want to do, you'll only be able to enjoy them for a little while, if at all, before you die? And let's say, for fun, that you don't believe in an afterlife, and that this is it. How do you deal with that constant pressure to *live* now, and am I wasting time watching so much baseball?

Good news, folks!
You can shoot as many cops as you want as long as you also have a taser with you.

Me: I don't understand your joke.
Justin: I know, that's why it's funny.
Me: 馃槓 That's not how jokes work...

@PostMasterGeneral head down, ass up, that's the way we like to duck

Here's a joke I just wrote for all you Duck enthusiasts:

What did one Mallard say to the other when asked if it spent much time with its head under water and its ass in the air?

"Sure, I've dabbled."

I think we should all be a little easier on slippery slopes. They're pretty fun, if you give 'em a chance.

I'm glad the guys in Slapstick found success outside of Slapstick given how much they all seem to fucking hate Ska-Punk.
The one and a half albums they put out are pretty good though.

Baltimore pitcher Valdez throws a changeup *way* outside and in the dirt.

Dennis Eckersley from the booth: He's got some salad, man, some big-league salad.

Today I earned my Merit Badge in
Disassembly and Reassembly of a Household Dryer to Remove a Foreign Object.

Real talk, anyone know how to befriend a beaver?

This... is not a euphemism. I want this little big-tailed water rodent to be my buddy.

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