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WHEN is Mastodon going to let you set your post’s visibility to “Mutual Follows only”? (ie, people you follow and who also follow you).

I often want to post things that I don’t want every person who Follows me to see.

*** Is this a feature you want too? ***

Don't want to work. Want to play video games purchased in the Steam Summer Sale that I haven't played yet.

starting up a brand new dairy company designed to appeal to internet-savvy gen z and millennials 

big mommy milk

Listening to an instrumental Ska cover of Smells like Teen Spirit, (and feeling strangely about it...) and then... it transitions into a Ska-Punk cover of the TMNT theme song, and I feel like I'm dissociating.

Is that what being on drugs is like?

I should add, and I'm genuinely not sure if this makes the story better or worse, that we then went and got McDonald's. 🤷‍♂️

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Getting back into the car after getting groceries last night, I was bitching about how sweaty and uncomfortable I was, and I said, "Hot. Sticky. Gross."
To which my daughter added, "McDonalds."
I'm sure you had to be there, but it made me laugh, so I made this:

Hello everybody.
Participation has been dwindling the warmer it's getting in the northern hemisphere so I'm going to reduce this whole thing to only once a month, last week of the month to be exact.
Am I saying this because last week was the last week of the month and I just don't want to do it today? Maybe, what's it to you?
See y'all on the 28th!

Welcome to The One About Non-English Songs Vol. 2.
Volume 1 was done back in the day when @PostMasterGeneral was still doing the playlist, in case you were wondering why you might have missed it.
Here we go:
Thanks to everyone participating!

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And we're back.
We're doing volume 2 of this one:
Please send me two of your favorite non-English songs
🔴 per DM in reply to this toot 🔴
Here are the rules:
An additional rule is that there can't be any songs that were already on the first playlist.

Jokes on me though, I could drink *no* water all day long and I'd still wake up to pee, at least twice.

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Drink water, just so I can sweat it back out? Sounds like a scam to me. 🤷‍♂️

Jules and I often read each other Am I the Asshole posts over Skype - you know, because romance. 🤷‍♂️

There was a post a couple of months ago where a woman was mad at her boyfriend for saying that things were, "Poggers," while they were being intimate.

I was informed that this word would not become part of my vocabulary, and that I would be hung up on if I were ever to say it out loud to her.

So far, I've been hung up on three times, which, frankly, isn't very poggers of her.

Livin' that "It's so hot I've literally strapped an icepack to the top of my head" lifestyle.

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