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Ok, back to work. All these shed skins aren't going to sweep themselves.

Ok, the strike is over, I just had to promise them we could rent the local cinema for a private screening double feature of Anaconda and Snakes on a Plane.

Well, now all the snakes are on strike, so I hope you're pleased with yourself.

I'll have to start working on a public apology that doesn't actually apologize for anything, and makes the problem worse for myself...

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Maybe if I get enough people to "cancel" me for dehumanizing rats, Spotify will give me a million dollar podcast deal.

Remember that time I said the snakes like to eat rats and a vegan told me I was an abuser?
That was wild, huh?

<whispering quietly to the snakes under my desk>
No, the party's cancelled. I know, Stacy's gonna be devastated.

No, I know.

*I* know. I'm just as bummed about it as you are.

That's a good point, we *do* know his home address, but listen, don't even joke about that, ok? Marcus, you hear me, buddy?

Yeah, I know.

Well, we'll have to get her a nice card or something, I don't know.

We all know I don't really work in a Post Office full of snakes, right?

Like, at this point in the day everyone's just running out the clock however they can, right?

I already enrolled Stacy in the Rat of the Month Club for the next Snear (snake year) but I'm given to understand that when it comes to snakes there's no such thing as too many rats.

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👏 Ratty cake, ratty cake, snaker's man 👏

All the snakes want a rat cake for Stacy's birthday, and *I* don't want a rat cake, but I'm literally the only human here so...

Where does one even get a rat cake?

I got some Woodless Pencils from PalettefulPacks. I haven't exactly figured out how to blend them, but I like 'em.

6. Montaña de Yoro National Park 🇭🇳
It's been a while but I'm back with another national park and here's a Honduran white bat.

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